I sometimes write replies to mail n stuff, which only I end up adoring. hoho. Here's one of them: ( I guess the context is quite apparent).

to kuch baat aisi hai,
kuch kambakht logon ki naajayaz harkaton ke vaaste, hum ravivaar afty bhookhe nahi reh sakte.
isliye ek kraanti ki leher hum uthaayenge, indian garden ki or.
about 1 hr mein wahaan, main, k and r prakat honge.
jo sazzan humaare maafik pet ki jwaala se peedit hon, kripaya wahaan nazar aayen.

aapka shubhchintak,
ekshaks